The disclosed computer-implemented method for distributing information across distributed storage devices may include (1) dividing, at a computing device, each of “K” distributed storage devices (DSDs) in a plurality of DSDs into “P” portions, where “P” is a sum of “M” data portions and “N” parity portions, (2) creating “K” erasure-coded volumes, where each volume includes one portion on different DSDs, “M” data portions, and “N” parity portions, and (3) combining the “K” volumes to create a file system. Various other methods, systems, and computer-readable media are also disclosed.