Systems and methods of database optimization and distributed computing are provided herein. In some embodiments, a method includes distributing remote agents to a plurality of remote computing systems, receiving incoming inventory from a database of available inventory via the remote agents, generating the database of available inventory that retains complete inventory records, generating thin locator style records for the complete inventory records, wherein the thin locator style records include key record identifiers, distributing a query to one or more of the remote agents, selecting the thin locator style records in response to the query, obtaining the complete inventory records corresponding to the thin locator style records of the selected key record identifiers, and providing the complete inventory records to a requestor.