A beverage cooling assembly for rapidly cooling a beverage container includes a cylinder for insertably receiving a beverage container. A base is rotatably coupled to the cylinder and a cooling unit is positioned within the base. A plurality of bristles is provided and each of the bristles is coupled to and extends inwardly on the cylinder. Each of the bristles is comprised of a thermally conductive material and each of the bristles is in thermal communication with the cooling unit such that the cooling unit cools the bristles when the cooling unit is turned on. Moreover, each of the bristles frictionally engages the beverage container when the beverage container is positioned in the cylinder. In this way the cooling unit cools the beverage container when the beverage container is positioned in the cylinder.