Systems, methods, and computer-readable media are disclosed for maximizing quantifiable user interaction via modification of adjustable parameters. In one embodiment, an example method may include determining a first output to maximize, where the first output is a function of a first adjustable parameter and a second adjustable parameter, determining first data comprising a first actual value of the first output when the first adjustable parameter is set to a first value and the second adjustable parameter is set to a second value, and determining a first predictive model that generates a first predicted value of the first output. Example methods may include determining, using the first predictive model, a third value for the first adjustable parameter and a fourth value for the second adjustable parameter to maximize the first predicted value, and sending the third value and the fourth value.