Systems, methods, and storage media for processing digital video are disclosed. Exemplary implementations may: receive digital video data at one or more digital video inputs; identify each of the plurality of video frames as one of a keyframe and an intermediate frame; use one or more first sets of software instructions to send at least one of the keyframes and the intermediate frames to one or more processing scripts; use the one or more processing scripts to implement an asynchronous batch processing system on at least one of the keyframes and the intermediate frames by applying one or more second sets of software instructions; and receive an output from the one or more second sets of software instructions.