Systems and methods for automatically detecting and mitigating errors in a cloud computing environment. One example method includes receiving, from a telemetry server, telemetry data for the cloud computing environment, detecting an error within the cloud computing environment based on the telemetry data, determining an error type for the error based on the telemetry data, determining an impact severity for the error based on the telemetry data, and when the error type is a reportable error type and the impact severity exceeds a predetermined threshold, performing a mitigation action.