The disclosed computer-implemented method may include (1) receiving, at a storage device via a cache-coherent interconnect, a first request to access data at one or more host addresses of a coherent memory space of an external host processor, (2) updating, in response to the first request, one or more statistics associated with accessing the data at the one or more host addresses, (3) receiving, at the storage device via the cache-coherent interconnect, a second request to perform an operation associated with the one or more statistics, and (4) using the one or more statistics to perform the operation. Various other methods, systems, and computer-readable media are also disclosed.