An audible distance measuring assembly includes a housing that has a front wall and a rear wall. A laser emitter is mounted in the housing and emits laser light outwardly of the front wall. A light detector is mounted in the housing and captures reflected laser light received through a window in the front wall. A processor is mounted in the housing and is electrically coupled to the laser emitter and the light detector. The processor is programmed to determine a distance between the housing an object off of which the laser light is reflected. A measure actuator is mounted on the housing and is electrically coupled to the processor. The measure actuator actuates the laser emitter and the light detector when actuated. A sound emitter is mounted in the housing and is electrically coupled to the processor. The processor is programmed to audibly indicate the distance.