The APPARATUSES, METHODS AND SYSTEMS FOR A GLOBAL BENEFITS PURSE FACILITATOR (hereinafter “GBPF”) implement efficient and scalable monitoring, regulation, and allocation of computational processing, data, labor, and/or the like resources within an enterprise. The GBPF may facilitate the provision of tailored benefits packages to employees within an enterprise, where employees may be provided with a purse allowance and a selectable list of benefits on which that allowance may be spent. The GBPF may be configured to receive benefits selections, to deduct corresponding costs from the employee purse, and to facilitate the generation of a benefits package based on the employee selections. The GBPF may further be configured to enforce regulations, rules, company policies, and/or the like with regard to benefits.