Universally positional article mounting assemblies include a mounting tab having a generally flat or planar tab panel including an article mount edge, a tab insert end opposite the article mount edge, a pair of tab side edges extending from the article mount edge to the tab insert end, a first panel surface; and a second panel surface, a universally manipulatable article stem carried by the article mount edge of the tab panel and at least one article carried by the article stem. Universally positional article mounting methods are also disclosed.